Someone's gotta educate you... That someone. Is me.

The following is the procedure for how to successfully create a delicious yet nutritious PB&J sandwich.

1. Open the Kitchen Cupboard.
2. Remove the Creamy peanut butter jar from the cupboard.
3. Place peanut butter jar on counter.
4. Close cupboard door to avoid bumping head on dangerous cupboard door corners.
5. Walk to refrigerator.
6. Open refrigerator door.
7. Locate strawberry jam.
8. Remove strawberry jam from refrigerator.
9. Close refrigerator door to save energy.
10. Walk back to counter and place strawberry jam jar on counter.
11. Remove one sheet of paper towel from paper towel roll and lay flat on counter.
12. Pick up bread bag and remove twist tie holding bag shut.
13. Reach in bread bag and take out two slices of bread.
14. Place slices of bread on top of paper towel.
15. Open silverware drawer beneath counter and remove a knife
16. Close silverware drawer
17. Unscrew peanut butter jar lid, remove, and put lid down on the counter.
18. Insert knife blade into peanut butter to scoop out a heaping portion of peanut butter.
19. Smear and spread peanut butter on one side of one slice of bread.
20. To clean the rest of the peanut butter off of the knife, wipe it on one side of the other slice of bread.
21. Unscrew strawberry jam jar lid, remove, and put lid down on the counter.
22. Insert knife blade into jam and scoop out heaping portion of jam. Make sure to use lots to have a good jam to peanut butter ratio.
23. Smear and spread jam onto the peanutbuttered sides of bread until knife is clean. Carefully lick knife clean if you must.
24. Put the peanut buttered and jammed sides of the two slices of bread together, pushing lightly.
25. Cut the sandwich in half down the middle. Diagonally is for grilled cheese sandwiches only.
26. Walk to sink with knife in hand
27. Put knife in sink. Walk back to the countertop
28. replace peanut butter jar lid on peanut butter jar. Screw on tight.
29. Replace strawberry jam jar lid on strawberry jam jar. Screw on tight.
30. Return strawberry jam jar to the refrigerator, closing refrigerator tightly.
31. Return peanut butter jar to the cupboard, closing the cupboard door afterwards.
32. Carefully wrap paper towel around completed sandwich, and go to your favorite PB&J eating location.

If you're feeling extra bold, skip steps 26, 27, 30, and 31. Add, "32. Hope that someone else will clean up after you"